Apr
23
finally see favorite band in concert
- me: crawl up on stage
- me: "i'm your biggest fan"
- me: slowly walks up to them
- me: lick them
- me: lick the stage
- me: lick the amps
- me: lick the instruments
- me: lick them more
- me: move like an inchworm across the stage... licking
- me: lick the manager
- me: trail of spit across the stage
- me: lick the mic
- me: lick the body guards
- me: lick the police
- me: lick the patrol car
- me: lick the inside of the jail cell
- me: never stop licking
- me: lick the judge
- me: lick the stand
- me: lick the jury
- me: lick my attorney
- me: lick the prison guards
- me: lick the judges mallet
- me: lick the evidence papers
- me: consume the evidence
- me: die from poisoning
- me: lick the coffin
- me: reincarnated as a slug
- me: find way into the tour van
- me: become band's pet slug
- me: ride forever
