my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
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what the hell am i doing with my life
EVETY GOD DAMN TIME
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wowow do u guys remember that song that goes
“dO YOU LIKE WAFFLES????
YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES???
YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES
DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST????
YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST
DO DODODOD ODO DOO DOO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL”
omg yess, i did a parody of that song in high school.. I can’t remember why tho
omg that fucking song has been in my head all day
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id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
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true
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I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
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The prisoner defiantly stares down Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s right-hand-man, who was responsible for the Holocaust. Greasley’s confrontation with Himmler took place during an inspection of the camp he was confined to. The inmates were ordered to remain seated, but Greasley refused. Horace Greasley also escaped the death camp, but sneaked back in to rescue a German woman whom he had fallen in love with.
this is amazing
Wait it gets better, he escaped from the camp 200 times to meet with the woman he was in love with and returned after every time because there was no other place to go to. He also wrote an autobiography omfg this dude is seriously awesome
why hasnt this got more notes, seriously this guy was in a concerntration camp and all you guys reblog is fluffy chickens
he escaped to meet her her but sneaked but in to rescue her? what
this guy is a og
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
with your bad grammar? ^
